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ADHDean

Waiting for the article breaking the story that DOGE is costing taxpayers far more in rehiring costs, law suit settlements, Mountain Dew and Takis than they ever saved with all their imaginary cuts.

@adhdeanasl doge's Red Bull and fleshlight battery expenses alone could fund major research.

@adhdeanasl these techbro's AI 'girlfriend' subscriptions are probably costing millions

@adhdeanasl
First they came for the Takis, and I said nothing because they have more salt than is healthy for me.
Then they came for the Mountain Dew, and I couldn't say anything because my mouth was parched...

@adhdeanasl

Bond traders think he's full of shit

@adhdeanasl the ketamine bill alone must rival the cost of the national parks