beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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ADHDean

If both my wife and I were archaeologists who used Carbon 14 decay measures to determine the era in which ancient individuals lived, you bet your ass I’d loudly say “WE DATE OTHER PEOPLE” at parties.

@davep My brain as I’m drifting off to sleep: HOW CAN I MAKE A SWINGING JOKE WITHOUT IT ACTUALLY BEING ABOUT SWINGING

@adhdeanasl yeah but you’d also both date animal excrement and pottery shards so all in all a mixed bag.

@adhdeanasl Part of my classroom shtick on the age of the solar system: “If we date the rocks - and I’ve dated a few - then we find….”

@adhdeanasl If there was a band with a vibraphone player at the party you could both approach them and say, “We saw you across the room and we really dig your vibe”.