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I don't mean to brag you guys but I just sold my first item on Vinted. Managed to get £37.50 for a blazer I spent only £250 on then wore once. 👍

Ben

To be fair, I was a different man back then. I really saw myself wearing this out and about on a daily basis. I thought..... 'yeah, that's me - I'm that sort of person'. Turns out I wasn't.

@luke

Lol. Is that what they do at the boat race (not rhyming slang)?

@TheBreadmonkey ha! I was thinking more Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins but it’s probably the wrong colour

@luke

Step in time, step in time, never need a reason, never need a rhyme

@TheBreadmonkey

Worn only once? I didn’t know about your failed Upper Watting Tory preselection bid.

@MercG
And his programme idea of wandering around the country by train clutching a copy of the 1974 Beano annual got stolen and used in a slightly modified form.
@TheBreadmonkey

@TheBreadmonkey a lot of my closet is like this. have slowly subsided toward jeans and hoodies, like I'm not in my 50s....

@TheBreadmonkey ye olde aspirational snazz. know this well. can be seen as an artifact from the future might have been (or a tributary that still is in some adjacent realm).