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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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I would literally cut off my own head to spend 7 years living with Lucy Liu. However there exists no parallel universe where someone like her could ever be truly happy with someone like me. And I suspect she would annoy me too after a while. With her yoghurt and whatnot.

Apr 03, 2025, 04:31 PM·Public·Tusky
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