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Ben

The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following..................

I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile.

I hate the internet.

(It's 9!)

Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.

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Ben

Just my personal opinion, but I think 9 creme eggs is too many to have in your anus. I'd go as far as saying one is too many for me.

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internetsdairy

@TheBreadmonkey wrapped or unwrapped? (And did he get eaten by a crocodile, and if so was the crocodile tempted because he was gravid with creme eggs?)

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Ben

@internetsdairy

I never found out. There's just some unverified Daily Star reports about it.

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