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@bazkie

😊

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@bazkie

😊

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Just had the most traumatic drive of my life through a storm, visibility zero, lost on the motorway, high winds. With my youngest (who I unfortunately love very much) playing Christmas songs. We just nearly died whilst listening to Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' fucking Stevens.

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Just had the most traumatic drive of my life through a storm, visibility zero, lost on the motorway, high winds. With my youngest (who I unfortunately love very much) playing Christmas songs. We just nearly died whilst listening to Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' fucking Stevens.

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@julianlawson

😂

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@julianlawson

😂

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Look it's not for me to comment on people's choices or how they look or behave and all that kind of stuff. But I'm still quite shook by the little girl Cindy-Lou from The Grinch...

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Look it's not for me to comment on people's choices or how they look or behave and all that kind of stuff. But I'm still quite shook by the little girl Cindy-Lou from The Grinch...

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Rock chick model. Think heavy eye makeup and ripped tights. She has an expression that suggests 'yeah? I don't care'. She's wearing a tshirt that reads FUCK ME I'M IN A BAND, which I assume is a sexual thing and not an expression of astonishment. 

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Saying Storm Bert like Norbert

#stormnorbert

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Saying Storm Bert like Norbert

#stormnorbert

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@JackTheCat yes

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@JackTheCat yes

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This is insane. I'm a bit conflicted about it but hooray, Kate Nash and her arse?

https://www. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwygdz n4dw4o

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This is insane. I'm a bit conflicted about it but hooray, Kate Nash and her arse?

https://www. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwygdz n4dw4o

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@jlm

I've not had my DNA tested. I do wonder sometimes if I'm an alien prince, destined for greatness. Or perhaps a jesus?

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@jlm

I've not had my DNA tested. I do wonder sometimes if I'm an alien prince, destined for greatness. Or perhaps a jesus?

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@Fragarach @donni

Sorry, no. They're quite easy to spot though. Usually massive follower count no interaction.

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@Fragarach @donni

Sorry, no. They're quite easy to spot though. Usually massive follower count no interaction.