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@anandamide

👊

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@anandamide

👊

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I'm wanted (WANTE-E-ED!), wearin' some boots

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I'm wanted (WANTE-E-ED!), wearin' some boots

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I'm a cowboy! On a steel horse I ride! And I'm wanted (wante-e-ed), I'm wearin' some boots.

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I'm a cowboy! On a steel horse I ride! And I'm wanted (wante-e-ed), I'm wearin' some boots.

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@drgroftehauge

I'm not dressed dissimilarly

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@drgroftehauge

I'm not dressed dissimilarly

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(I'm wearing boots)

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(I'm wearing boots)

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@TwoClownsEating

Haven't been on Fedi much today but have you discussed last nights DJing? How did the party go? What was the playlist like? Any drama? Vomiting out of windows and the like? Is your dog now a superstar DJ celebrity?

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@TwoClownsEating

Haven't been on Fedi much today but have you discussed last nights DJing? How did the party go? What was the playlist like? Any drama? Vomiting out of windows and the like? Is your dog now a superstar DJ celebrity?

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Kids are fed. I smell delightful and am ready to rock. I look like a sort of interesting poet slash rockstar. Handsome but in an unconventional way. A face with a history of a million stories. Approachable, yet with a hint of danger. Yeah I'll help you across the road, but I'll probably like art that challenges the norm. I'm a little bit woooaaaah, I'm a little bit wheeeey.

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Kids are fed. I smell delightful and am ready to rock. I look like a sort of interesting poet slash rockstar. Handsome but in an unconventional way. A face with a history of a million stories. Approachable, yet with a hint of danger. Yeah I'll help you across the road, but I'll probably like art that challenges the norm. I'm a little bit woooaaaah, I'm a little bit wheeeey.

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@nicksalt

I hope you have a terrific time 👊

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@nicksalt

I hope you have a terrific time 👊

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@JackTheCat

They're not real

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@JackTheCat

They're not real

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@TwoClownsEating

LEGEND ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨

Beaming you and yours all the absolute best. 👊

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@TwoClownsEating

LEGEND ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨

Beaming you and yours all the absolute best. 👊

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Been putting off seeing human beings for absolutely ages. I recognise I have a responsibility to actually see people I call my friends occasionally. I will therefore be venturing out this evening. Got slight heebeejeebies. I'm sure it'll be fine. Going to a deafeningly loud and blindingly brightly lit room with several million drunk people in it. What could be better? It's the most, wonderful time, of the year.

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Been putting off seeing human beings for absolutely ages. I recognise I have a responsibility to actually see people I call my friends occasionally. I will therefore be venturing out this evening. Got slight heebeejeebies. I'm sure it'll be fine. Going to a deafeningly loud and blindingly brightly lit room with several million drunk people in it. What could be better? It's the most, wonderful time, of the year.

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@bazkie

😊

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@bazkie

😊

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Just had the most traumatic drive of my life through a storm, visibility zero, lost on the motorway, high winds. With my youngest (who I unfortunately love very much) playing Christmas songs. We just nearly died whilst listening to Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' fucking Stevens.

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Just had the most traumatic drive of my life through a storm, visibility zero, lost on the motorway, high winds. With my youngest (who I unfortunately love very much) playing Christmas songs. We just nearly died whilst listening to Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' fucking Stevens.