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@aaron

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@aaron

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Jay Zed. He's looking pensive and the caption reads...

THANK YOU THANK YOU

YOU'RE FAR TOO KIND 

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I got all excited about it but took a picture 'for the 'gram', but sadly it looks shit. I can assure you it smells incredible though!

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I got all excited about it but took a picture 'for the 'gram', but sadly it looks shit. I can assure you it smells incredible though!

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A green thai curry in a very knackered old wok. It's somewhere between a vibrant triumph and a sad insipid mess. But I don't care. I post regardless! What you see is what you get with me. I'm like a shark me, gotta keep movin'. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm apologising to strangers online about my own dinner. Is this the world our forebears imagined? Forebears? Forebearers? Forebears sounds like four bears. Perhaps the etymology of the phrase. All history originates from 4 large hairy gay librarians. PERHAPS THEY WERE ALL CALLED VICTOR (history is written by the victors....). I digress. Here's my dinner please like me. 

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I've used aubergine, roasted brocolli and peppers, but just to be a lil' bit cheeky, I've thrown in some little Beyond 'polpette' because.... well, because.

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I've used aubergine, roasted brocolli and peppers, but just to be a lil' bit cheeky, I've thrown in some little Beyond 'polpette' because.... well, because.

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Tonight's dinner - totally left field.... Back to the early 2000s, its.... green thai curry!

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Tonight's dinner - totally left field.... Back to the early 2000s, its.... green thai curry!

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My body is quite clearly communicating to my brain that it does not wish to go for a run. However I've not done anything since Saturday morning and do not feel great on the inside. So to a run I must therefore go.

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My body is quite clearly communicating to my brain that it does not wish to go for a run. However I've not done anything since Saturday morning and do not feel great on the inside. So to a run I must therefore go.

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Nicole Ritchie. She looks gorge. Hanging out on some fancy balcony. 

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@devxvda Ha - which ones? The roasties, chips, crisps or the accordian ones? They're all good - the entire extended fam has been coming to ours for Christmas, New Years, Easter, birthdays and any general family gathering for about 20 years now - specifically because of my roast potatoes. It even withstood the test of us going plant based about 7 or 8 years ago even though a lot of the fam aren't. They still come for the potatoes.....

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@devxvda Ha - which ones? The roasties, chips, crisps or the accordian ones? They're all good - the entire extended fam has been coming to ours for Christmas, New Years, Easter, birthdays and any general family gathering for about 20 years now - specifically because of my roast potatoes. It even withstood the test of us going plant based about 7 or 8 years ago even though a lot of the fam aren't. They still come for the potatoes.....

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@gsuberland Straight on the old playlist. This gave me the GOOD brain chemicals.

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@gsuberland Straight on the old playlist. This gave me the GOOD brain chemicals.

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@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online

Whenever I CW

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@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online

Whenever I CW

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Current discourse

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Current discourse

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@aaron

Well THAT took me by surprise. Just stuck it on in the background and was about to reach to turn it off about 11 mins in so I could make a phone call when all of a sudden.....

Very much enjoying Interstice Breach

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@aaron

Well THAT took me by surprise. Just stuck it on in the background and was about to reach to turn it off about 11 mins in so I could make a phone call when all of a sudden.....

Very much enjoying Interstice Breach