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@aaron

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@aaron

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Man in a shirt doing the curse you manoeuvre 

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@photovotary Thanks. You too! This is now I felt moving instances this time...

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@photovotary Thanks. You too! This is now I felt moving instances this time...

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Definite real human being and all round great guy Tom (I'm inhabited by the souls of dead aliens) Cruise in summer blockbuster from John 'I absolutely love releasing doves in slow motion' Wu, Mission Impossible 2. Here he is running majestically through a hail of bullets exploding all around him. Exciting! 

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@aaron

Whenever I hear 'beige.party' in my head, it's to the tune of Shirley Basseys 'Goldfinger'.

Beige PAR-tyyyy (wow woooow wow)

https://youtu.be/EnseiOJ2jGQ

(you're welcome)

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@aaron

Whenever I hear 'beige.party' in my head, it's to the tune of Shirley Basseys 'Goldfinger'.

Beige PAR-tyyyy (wow woooow wow)

https://youtu.be/EnseiOJ2jGQ

(you're welcome)

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@Alice @Chronomyst @TheBreadmonkey@mstdn.party

Thanks!

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@Alice @Chronomyst @TheBreadmonkey@mstdn.party

Thanks!

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Some dude saying Thank you for the opportunity. He's got a face and a head but otherwise no defining features. He is perhaps American and I reckon either a teacher or a psychotherapist. I imagine he drives a boring car and despite the facade, is unhappy with his life. However he continues to toil as we all must. 

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@purplepadma ALWAYS make sure you've got your jar of picalilli handy for the cool down

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@purplepadma ALWAYS make sure you've got your jar of picalilli handy for the cool down

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I said some things that were maybe a little unkind about #Leftfield at #Glastonbury in my review of this years festival ( https://mstdn.party/@TheBreadmonkey/11 0610307719826487 ). However I missed the end of the set and Song of Life, which was an absolute banger. I'm sorry I said it was for old people now.

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I said some things that were maybe a little unkind about #Leftfield at #Glastonbury in my review of this years festival ( https://mstdn.party/@TheBreadmonkey/11 0610307719826487 ). However I missed the end of the set and Song of Life, which was an absolute banger. I'm sorry I said it was for old people now.

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Leftfield at Glastonbury '23. Lots of lasers and flashing lights. The light has gone and it's twilight / dusk or whatever the word is. Hundreds of thousands of people are jumping and dancing. Cut to man who's in his 70s nodding his head whilst wearing earpods. He actually looks great. It's just a little joke. 

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RIGHT - I'VE DONE ALL OF MY ADMIN! (and apologies for the hashtagnado)

Hi all. I'm excited to report I've moved to beige.party. An opportunity to reinvent myself as the cool new kid at school and pray that noone knows the real me. I've given myself some virtual frosted tips, and am wearing a pencil moustache, skinny jeans and red cowboy boots.

'sup

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RIGHT - I'VE DONE ALL OF MY ADMIN! (and apologies for the hashtagnado)

Hi all. I'm excited to report I've moved to beige.party. An opportunity to reinvent myself as the cool new kid at school and pray that noone knows the real me. I've given myself some virtual frosted tips, and am wearing a pencil moustache, skinny jeans and red cowboy boots.

'sup

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#introduction 4. I am also extremely into #film / #films / #movies / #cinema. I'll watch anything but have a deep love of sci-fi and horror, but anything clever or weird generally floats my boat. In my downtime I spend most of it reading about new and upcoming films.

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#introduction 4. I am also extremely into #film / #films / #movies / #cinema. I'll watch anything but have a deep love of sci-fi and horror, but anything clever or weird generally floats my boat. In my downtime I spend most of it reading about new and upcoming films.

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#introduction 3! I AM ALSO EXTREMELY INTO.... #books and #reading. I particularly enjoy #SciFi and #HardScienceFiction / #HardSciFi - generally anything by #JoeHaldeman #JohnScalzi #DennisETaylor #MarkoKloos #PoulAnderson #AndyWeir #AdrianTchaikovsky. I would absolutely LOVE it if people suggested books to me as I'm not very good at finding ones I like. The #Bobiverse series was probably my most favourite recent read. Again I welcome interaction about this.

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#introduction 3! I AM ALSO EXTREMELY INTO.... #books and #reading. I particularly enjoy #SciFi and #HardScienceFiction / #HardSciFi - generally anything by #JoeHaldeman #JohnScalzi #DennisETaylor #MarkoKloos #PoulAnderson #AndyWeir #AdrianTchaikovsky. I would absolutely LOVE it if people suggested books to me as I'm not very good at finding ones I like. The #Bobiverse series was probably my most favourite recent read. Again I welcome interaction about this.

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@QueenOfCoffee

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@QueenOfCoffee

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A pink images of a cup of something that looks like it's got a lot of sugar in it and some iced biscuits - the sort made by someone who's probably awful. Caption reads "It's not a cult, it's an opportunity."

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#introduction 2! I'm also used to be a music manager and am Extremely into #music and #LiveMusic of all kinds. I listen to #6Music and like #Electronica #EDM #Ambient #DanceMusic some days and #Rock #Punk #Metal others. I don't mind a bit of #WorldMusic either and will give anything a listen (even #FolkMusic if I'm in the right mood). I've made a point of always giving a listen to the music people post here (what they're listening to or what they've made) and have genuinely yet to be disappointed. I love discovering new music and talking about music, and welcome interaction about it!

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#introduction 2! I'm also used to be a music manager and am Extremely into #music and #LiveMusic of all kinds. I listen to #6Music and like #Electronica #EDM #Ambient #DanceMusic some days and #Rock #Punk #Metal others. I don't mind a bit of #WorldMusic either and will give anything a listen (even #FolkMusic if I'm in the right mood). I've made a point of always giving a listen to the music people post here (what they're listening to or what they've made) and have genuinely yet to be disappointed. I love discovering new music and talking about music, and welcome interaction about it!

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@Chronomyst Thanks!

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@Chronomyst Thanks!

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I Think You Should Leave weird old man boardroom (car steering wheel that doesn't fly off) dabbing

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I've moved instance again so am going to do ANOTHER #introduction. I used to be a chef & am Extremely into #food and #cooking. I went #PlantBased / #Vegan 7 years ago for lots of different reasons, but I know this can be a loaded subject and non-vegans won't get any judgement from me. I still do some events & am responsible for all our family events and HOLY CRAP I'VE JUST SEEN THE WORD COUNT HERE! I COULD LITERALLY WRITE WAR AND PEACE! Basically - I love food and innovative cooking and am keen to interact with other like-minded people.

A photographer I am not but my other half maintains an Insta account of the food I make and these are some that people seemed to like.

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I've moved instance again so am going to do ANOTHER #introduction. I used to be a chef & am Extremely into #food and #cooking. I went #PlantBased / #Vegan 7 years ago for lots of different reasons, but I know this can be a loaded subject and non-vegans won't get any judgement from me. I still do some events & am responsible for all our family events and HOLY CRAP I'VE JUST SEEN THE WORD COUNT HERE! I COULD LITERALLY WRITE WAR AND PEACE! Basically - I love food and innovative cooking and am keen to interact with other like-minded people.

A photographer I am not but my other half maintains an Insta account of the food I make and these are some that people seemed to like.

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Collage of different food...

Victoria sponge iced and dusted and beset by a crown pattern of jewel-like raspberries and golden 'maltesers'

Christmas gingerbread house with chocolate yule log - ho ho ho (now I have a machine gun)

Pumpkin pie - looks shiny and banging

Ratatouille! Pretty colours and made in my favourite, banged up and burnt pan - delish

Breaded sugar cinnamon knots

Trashy hotdogs in crispy baps covered in crispy onions, ketchup and mustard with sweet potato fries, greens, rainbow 'slaw and mac'n'cheese (with a dollop of pesto) 

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Food collage.... 

Roast dins with all the trimmings and some kind of Wellington (I can't remember what I made it from but looks nice)

Air fryer 'cheese & onion' crisps (pretty sure they were garlic powder and nooch - phenomenal crisps but so staggeringly labour-intensive as to not be at all worth it... Look pretty though)

Chocolate hob nobs!

Some kind of tarte tatin - I think this was a pear one

Beautiful roasted tomato and garlic soup with pretty dots of balsamic and some swirls of olive oil

A focaccia, pre-ovened, with olives, half cherry tomatoes and some homemade mozzarella 

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Food collage....

A closed pie containing mac'n'cheese with 'bacon' bits and brocolli (it was ridiculous)

Toffee popcorn birthday cake with popcorn on the top and toffee dribbling down the side, lit by a ray of sunlight.... FROM THE HEAVENS

Baps, pre-cooked

Two half's of a double layer choc chip cake before assembly

Helix-cut potato on sticks before being brushed with garlic and parsley oil and roasted

A silken tofu spinach and tomato quiche 😋

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Another ratatouille in my stupid beaten up pan - can't help it - I love it

Another tarte tatin - I think this is an apple one

An enormous lasagne, pre-cooked - here we see a surface of cheesy bechamel dotted with pesto with swirls of olive oil

Pineapple upside down cake!

My attempt to take an arty pic of some paella - it's in a red casserole with the lid half off, resting on a black and white tablecloth

Pancakes covered in stuff - choc, whipped cream, fruit.... Heaven