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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

Why wasn't he wearing a suit? Does he even own a suit? Very disrespectful. Has he even once ever said thank you to Greenland?

JD Vance visits Greenland wearing a pair of jeans, and a parka, the color of which can only be described as "baby poop green". He seems confused and sad by Greenland, which he called "cold". No shit, Sherlock, who could have guessed Greenland might be a bit nippy.
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How to look like a toddler out on a winter stroll whilst holding on to daddy's hand but daddy's forgotten to switch off his cloaking device.

Mar 29, 2025, 03:58 PM·Public·Tusky
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