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Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr

I love when cats refuse to have body awareness. Don't fit in the box they used to fall asleep in as a kitten anymore, just chew the box until they do.

That total look of shock when they don't fit under the cabinet they used to hang out under, and try to get your feet.

This is your fault somehow.

@RickiTarr Of course it's your fault. All of your possessions are supposed to grow in proportion to the cat. This is your job.

@RolloTreadway @RickiTarr And don't even get my cat started on the subject of how it's my fault when I open the door to reveal rainy weather. Would it be that difficult for me to open the sunny door? And then when he goes to the other door and it's rainy out THAT side of the house too? Perfidy!

@RickiTarr My cat still wants to go into the little gap behind the oven because that's where he always crawled as a kitten.

@RickiTarr Ps: I fucking love cats because of this cheek. Love, love, love, love! 🖤

@RickiTarr It is kinda sad to see though. "Awww, what happened? My favorite place in the whole wide world is rejecting me! Bu..but why?"

@RickiTarr Mine used to sit in the crook of my arm & sleep on my chest

Then he got big & my head got in the way of his nap time

This was, of course, my fault

@RickiTarr Or 40 pound dogs that suddenly decide to be lap dogs again 😆

@sunumbral @RickiTarr Our 85lb border collie risks cutting off circulation to our extremities when he sits on our lap