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#caturday
So let me finally introduce our 2 little goddesses of chaos & darkness -
We adopted them from a cat rescue charity , the RH photo shows them in the short period where they were ridiculously cute 😊
Sophie is shown on the left oppressing her human slave aka me.
As you can tell, Sophie is in her grumpy and aloof pose. Other grumpy poses are available!
Alice ,in the centre photo, who is remarkably camera shy, is shown in her favourite state & position, asleep on the back of the couch.

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#caturday
So let me finally introduce our 2 little goddesses of chaos & darkness -
We adopted them from a cat rescue charity , the RH photo shows them in the short period where they were ridiculously cute 😊
Sophie is shown on the left oppressing her human slave aka me.
As you can tell, Sophie is in her grumpy and aloof pose. Other grumpy poses are available!
Alice ,in the centre photo, who is remarkably camera shy, is shown in her favourite state & position, asleep on the back of the couch.

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Depicts Sophie , an adult black female cat sitting her human who is wearing a blue t shirt

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Depicts Alice , an adult black female cat sleeping in the sunshine on the back of a couch

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Depicts 2 black kittens asleep on their human

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New Instance , new (ish) #Introduction
Ex mainframe (IBM) Storage Manager / Installations bod.
Now part time hermit with #Depression, #ActuallyAutistic
Channel #MarvinTheParanoidAndroid
Massive #TerryPratchett & #DouglasAdams fan.
Love #Scifi #Fantasy #Reading #Movies
Interested in #Physics #Astronomy #Photograpy but rubbish at all of them.
Believe in #ClimateChange #BigBangTheory
Lean to the left & am definitely #Woke
Will drive you insane if you let me !🤣

Humaning is hard , so am Squirrel.

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New Instance , new (ish) #Introduction
Ex mainframe (IBM) Storage Manager / Installations bod.
Now part time hermit with #Depression, #ActuallyAutistic
Channel #MarvinTheParanoidAndroid
Massive #TerryPratchett & #DouglasAdams fan.
Love #Scifi #Fantasy #Reading #Movies
Interested in #Physics #Astronomy #Photograpy but rubbish at all of them.
Believe in #ClimateChange #BigBangTheory
Lean to the left & am definitely #Woke
Will drive you insane if you let me !🤣

Humaning is hard , so am Squirrel.

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Every toot that doesn’t get a #boost dies “like tears in the rain” (Blade Runner)

Likes / favourites are nice, but boosts are better! 😃🫶🖖

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Every toot that doesn’t get a #boost dies “like tears in the rain” (Blade Runner)

Likes / favourites are nice, but boosts are better! 😃🫶🖖

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Rutger Haur in Bladerunner.

He's standing, bloodied in the rain and saying...

All those moment will be lost in time.... Like toots in rain.

©️@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

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bladerunner first scene

The toot lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun

beating its legs trying to boost itself, but it can't

Not without your help. But you're not helping

for @MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk

Many thanks to 
@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com and @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
For creating the Memes in this toot !😊🫶🖖

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For anyone wondering about the hashtag I habitually use - #TheMammutMoves
This was created by way of rebellion against the bird site & especially the super rich powers that govern our world!
However it is based on a quote from #TerryPratchett ‘s #discworld namely “The Turtle Moves” and can therefore be used as a sign of rebellion against pretty much any form of oppression or corruption! 🫶🖖

ps more details in Alt-Text

pps follow this hashtag to get the majority of my Toots

#TheMammutMoves !

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For anyone wondering about the hashtag I habitually use - #TheMammutMoves
This was created by way of rebellion against the bird site & especially the super rich powers that govern our world!
However it is based on a quote from #TerryPratchett ‘s #discworld namely “The Turtle Moves” and can therefore be used as a sign of rebellion against pretty much any form of oppression or corruption! 🫶🖖

ps more details in Alt-Text

pps follow this hashtag to get the majority of my Toots

#TheMammutMoves !

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A Mastodon reconstruction 
By Sergiodlarosa, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=6835331

The latin name for Mastodon is Mammut hence the hashtag:
#TheMammutMoves