beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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@LoganFive time to start in on the knives.\

@laprice @LoganFive I have passed your meme on to a friend who I know will appreciate it!

@laprice @LoganFive Rewriting songs to fit the times:
🎶 I need ten thousand spoons, but all I've got is a knife 🎶

@LoganFive We Sandmen have to stick together. Or alternatively, we Cali-class crew need to stick together.

@LoganFive

I can't meme as I am at my mum's without a laptop.

Insert [captain it's wednesday] meme.

Logan 5: what a year.

Tintin: Logan it's February.

@LoganFive

I would give you some of mine if I could.

I think I am a little dead inside.

Like this is a nightmare and I am in a coma.

These things can't be really happening?

Right?

right?

@amiserabilist

I'm not a doctor, but as a shitty cult leader I can advise: disassociation like this is key to survival, @LoganFive

@LoganFive Hey John 👋😊

Just know that I’m here if you need to unload my friend 🫂