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Logan 5 and 999 others

When you die, all your typos pass before your eyes.

@LoganFive

Will they be unique, or in chronological order, so I see the same typos multiple times?

Like: teh teh miscellanous adress teh teh

@astroPug I’m not sure, I’ve only heard the stories from editors who had near death experiences. I think it goes from least to most embarrassing.

@LoganFive

I can’t think of my most embarrassing typo right now but I can tell you that I let my device autocomplete “embarrassing” for me so we won’t find out whether I remembered that it has two r’s.

@LoganFive should maje my last few secunds list fur houers

@LoganFive with the amount of typos I make, it will be a long, slow, death, I'm afraid... 😉

@LoganFive

This is why autocorrupt is the definition of hell.

@LoganFive don't forget all the grammatical errors

My death is going to be such a tedious affair