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Let this spaghetti be my paint brush and this white shirt be my canvas.
@LoganFive I pretend that I wear black because I’m mysterious but it’s really because of this.
@Aphelion I don’t know why I bother buying white shirts.
@LoganFive hope is a thing with wings
@Aphelion Like an angel or a maxi pad.
@LoganFive it can be both, as it has a tendency to soar against all odds and helps with bleeding.
The problem is not the colour of the shirt. It's the colour of the bolognese.
As above; also, your comment on hope is the answer to your post about things falling apart. I knew pasta held great wisdom.
@LoganFive
Seriously. How many meals can a white shirt last through? Three?
And the button-down white shirts that you wear under a suit for a wedding or a christening or a funeral? You may as well buy a new white shirt when you get your suit dry cleaned.
A question as old as Bob Dylan;
"How many meals can a white shirt last
How many meals, indeed?
The answer, my friend, is not blowin' in the wind
The answer is not blowin' in the wind"
@LoganFive You'd think someone would have popularized shirts with screen prints of spaghetti for dining out.
