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Doctor: “So you want a hair transplant?”
Me: *Points to chin* One lumberjack beard please.

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Doctor: “So you want a hair transplant?”
Me: *Points to chin* One lumberjack beard please.

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I think I figured something out. They were all coming from mastodon.top and I don’t seem to have any other followers or followees there so I just blocked the domain, in case anyone was interested. 😆

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I think I figured something out. They were all coming from mastodon.top and I don’t seem to have any other followers or followees there so I just blocked the domain, in case anyone was interested. 😆

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@CrustaceanSingles I think you need to sell some birthday cards about birthday cards.

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@CrustaceanSingles I think you need to sell some birthday cards about birthday cards.

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@Alice @ethanwaldman
You can also set people’s accounts to show up in your notifications. So anytime they post, you’ll get a notification about it and then you can use your notifications list as your feed. I guess it’s like stalking? But you know, stalking positivity?

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@Alice @ethanwaldman
You can also set people’s accounts to show up in your notifications. So anytime they post, you’ll get a notification about it and then you can use your notifications list as your feed. I guess it’s like stalking? But you know, stalking positivity?

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Maybe the earth would be flat if it worked on its core.

#layoffthecarbons

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Maybe the earth would be flat if it worked on its core.

#layoffthecarbons

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@ethanwaldman
@Alice

You may want to unfollow some people or try using lists or other options for feeds to filter what you’re seeing. I am politically active but also come here more as an escape for some laughs so I know what you mean. There’s a lot going on in the world and sometimes we just need a laugh.

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@ethanwaldman
@Alice

You may want to unfollow some people or try using lists or other options for feeds to filter what you’re seeing. I am politically active but also come here more as an escape for some laughs so I know what you mean. There’s a lot going on in the world and sometimes we just need a laugh.

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@UnFitz2
*later that day*

Apostrophe: You’ve got to take me to the hospital! I’m in the middle of contractions!

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@UnFitz2
*later that day*

Apostrophe: You’ve got to take me to the hospital! I’m in the middle of contractions!

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OK, hear me out:
Sleestak and the City - Four hardworking Sleestaks who, despite their different natures and ever-changing sex lives, work together to capture the Marshall Family.

#LandoftheLost #SleestakRemakes
#HashtagGames

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OK, hear me out:
Sleestak and the City - Four hardworking Sleestaks who, despite their different natures and ever-changing sex lives, work together to capture the Marshall Family.

#LandoftheLost #SleestakRemakes
#HashtagGames

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I wish I could google search my memories, although I think the data has been corrupted.

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I wish I could google search my memories, although I think the data has been corrupted.

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@Alice “We’re number five! We’re number five!l” 🙌

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@Alice “We’re number five! We’re number five!l” 🙌

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@Alice @nlarson830 @the_etrain I can’t speak for The Etrain, but I like to keep the bar low.

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@Alice @nlarson830 @the_etrain I can’t speak for The Etrain, but I like to keep the bar low.

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Reposting of Alice’s post with one edit. 
@Alice@beige.party @nlarson830 @LoganFive @the_etrain You won't be “too” disappointed! 

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@RickiTarr @Alice @the_etrain Thank you! I brought scones!

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@RickiTarr @Alice @the_etrain Thank you! I brought scones!

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@joewynne @the_etrain @Alice Can I use my own? It got to a point where it just made sense to buy instead of rent.

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@joewynne @the_etrain @Alice Can I use my own? It got to a point where it just made sense to buy instead of rent.

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@Alice @robeaston@dreamin.online @the_etrain Full disclosure though, on St. Patrick’s Day I was mostly liquid.

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@Alice @robeaston@dreamin.online @the_etrain Full disclosure though, on St. Patrick’s Day I was mostly liquid.

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@imtheq You have developed refined tastes, that’s what. 😋

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@imtheq You have developed refined tastes, that’s what. 😋

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@infinimatt @the_etrain @Alice Uh oh.
I am reminded of the Kinkos thread that Alice started recently.

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@infinimatt @the_etrain @Alice Uh oh.
I am reminded of the Kinkos thread that Alice started recently.

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@Alice @the_etrain 😊
Thank you, Alice! That’s very nice of you!

*slides her $5 and a coupon for Denny’s*

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@Alice @the_etrain 😊
Thank you, Alice! That’s very nice of you!

*slides her $5 and a coupon for Denny’s*

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@Alice Thank you! And thank you for the recommendation, Alice! I'll see you around the lockers between periods and during lunch, unless I have band practice.

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@Alice Thank you! And thank you for the recommendation, Alice! I'll see you around the lockers between periods and during lunch, unless I have band practice.

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Hi All!
I just wanted to mention that, per a friend’s recommendation, I moved over to the beige team! (Also the chartreuse and lavender teams rejected me.) Because posts don’t move over you will probably see a barrage of Logan Five’s Greatest Hits as I repost some items. (Or not if you’re blocking me.)
Thank you for having me Team Beige!

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Hi All!
I just wanted to mention that, per a friend’s recommendation, I moved over to the beige team! (Also the chartreuse and lavender teams rejected me.) Because posts don’t move over you will probably see a barrage of Logan Five’s Greatest Hits as I repost some items. (Or not if you’re blocking me.)
Thank you for having me Team Beige!

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@scrumm
Plan C: burn it all and start from scratch.

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@scrumm
Plan C: burn it all and start from scratch.