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@LRRRonEarth@beige.partyIT BEARS REPEATING THAT I'M HERE BY ACCIDENT. EARTH IS A STRATEGICALLY WORTHLESS BACKWATER A HUNDRED LIGHTYEARS FROM NOWHERE.
"OHHHH WE'RE WET THOUGH." FUCKING GROSS. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.
ALL THESE MOVIES YOU MAKE ABOUT FENDING OFF ALIEN INVADERS MISS THE POINT THAT THE ONLY CREATURES THAT WOULD EVER INTENTIONALLY FUCK WITH THIS DAMP DIRT ROCK ARE PERVERTS AND GRAD STUDENTS.
IF THEY DON'T STICK SOMETHING IN YOUR BUTT, THEY'RE ALMOST CERTAINLY COLLECTING SPECIMENS FOR THEIR DISSERTATION.
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party so does that make you a pervert or a grad student?
IT MAKES ME VERY LOST.
@digitalCalibrator @LRRRonEarth Omicronians are ambush predators. Their grad students have to constantly be on guard for a surprise thesis defense, and thus cannot be distracted by soft, mewling captives.
@LRRRonEarth i was going to say "or both" but really you have enough grammatical ambiguity there to capture that possibility already so please, carry on
I ASSURE YOU, IT'S DELIBERATE.
LOVE YOU TOO 
@LRRRonEarth we got a WET ASS PLANET
@LRRRonEarth liquid water is an excellent nuclear fusion fuel. We are the Citgo of the sector.
CITGO AT BEST.
@LRRRonEarth I'm here by accident too. Not any happier about it than you are.