beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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LRRR :bc:

I KID AND I THREATEN AND I INGEST, BUT THIS IS THE MOST FRIENDS I'VE EVER HAD.

@LRRRonEarth

Even as a genocidal space alien warlord, you're a more decent human than many humans.

@DXMacGuffin

*SNIFF* HOW DARE YOU.

THAT'S ONE OF THE NICER THINGS ANYONE HAS SAID ABOUT ME.

@LRRRonEarth
Is this due to a lack of ketchup or did you forget your fork?

@LRRRonEarth

Once you learn which way to crawl out, the whole being eaten thing is kinda moot. Still, there's sacrifice that way.

@LRRRonEarth I'd give you a kidney. Not mine, but someone's.