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OH MY GOD. STOP THE PRESSES. PINK BLAZERS!

IF ONLY MORE THAN LIKE TWO DEMOCRATS WERE MEETING THE MOMENT. GOOD FUCKING GRIEF.

Ooc: I grew up in a union household. I owe my life to organized labor. At some point during my life, dems stopped doing fuck all for labor and became a party that modeled itself around the motherfucking Cheneys. These people basically agree with the right wing in substance but not style. I can't work with this half-hearted performative nonsense. This is a serious time that deserves a serious response, not unserious morons fiddling while the republic burns.

@LRRRonEarth I’d say go eat the rest but I’d rather not wish indigestion or worse on you.

@cynthia1960

KNOWING THEM, THEY'D JUST IMITATE ME BY HALF MEASURES. EATING HAIR AND STUFF.

@LRRRonEarth if you mean the GOP? I’m all for having them eat each other, they can please start right now. I just figured politicians are not tasty eats for a ruthless overbeing from outer space.

@cynthia1960

THE REPUBLICANS ARE ALREADY EATING PEOPLE, I THINK. MY CRITICISM IS OF THE DEMOCRATS, WHO HAVE NO IDEAS, COPYING OFF OF OTHERS' HOMEWORK.

@LRRRonEarth I knew if I spent some of my precious time on watching that charade, I’d be losing vital brain functions. The Ds spinelessness also is so predictable.

@LRRRonEarth But have you bought Hakeem’s book yet?!?!?!

@LRRRonEarth
But if you die, what about all the people that won't?

@LRRRonEarth I’m genuinely fucking done with the national Dem party. Just halfassed clownshoes.

@LRRRonEarth
*rubs eyes and looks again*

Nope. Still lower case.

Who are you, and what have you done with @LRRRonEarth ?

@BlippyTheWonderSlug @LRRRonEarth The ooc at the beginning of that post means "out-of-character"

@LRRRonEarth

I feel like the democratic tent got so big the only thing they really all agree on is that they're all so very lawful.

I feel like a few of them are more willing to be aggressive but it's pretty rare, and the more aggressive ones get sniped by right wing funding in democratic primaries.

I am still bitter about Jamall Bowman and Cori Bush getting taken out by AIPAC.

@LRRRonEarth Having a functional NLRB is a nice benefit of Democratic presidents. Bezos and Musk teamed up to sue it out of existence under Biden.

@LRRRonEarth

I'm try to get the Congress Dems to serious disrupt to the extent that their skulls are knocked by batons.

You interested in doing 1st Aid and licking their wounds clean before bandaging?