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LRRR :bc:

@HG DOESN'T LIKE ME CALLING HIM MY "WEE SLEEKIT TIMROUS COWERIN' BESTIE." PHILISTINE.

HE'S SULKING BECAUSE I CUT HIS HOUSE IN HALF.

@LRRRonEarth THAT’S CONSIDERED EXTREMELY RUDE HERE, YOU KNOW.

@LRRRonEarth YOU CUT MY FUCKING HOUSE IN HALF!

@LRRRonEarth And then you had the audacity to quote Robert Burns at me.

@HG

IN MY DEFENSE, IT IS A VERY BAD HOUSE.

@HG @LRRRonEarth Well, now you have two houses, right? It's like planarians.

@StarkRG @LRRRonEarth

He was all, "Look at me! I'm Lucy! I'm taking all the bathrooms!" And he lasered a line straight through my house.

@HG @LRRRonEarth Joke's on him, then, now you don't have any bathrooms to clean.