@HG DOESN'T LIKE ME CALLING HIM MY "WEE SLEEKIT TIMROUS COWERIN' BESTIE." PHILISTINE.
HE'S SULKING BECAUSE I CUT HIS HOUSE IN HALF.
@LRRRonEarth THAT’S CONSIDERED EXTREMELY RUDE HERE, YOU KNOW.
@LRRRonEarth YOU CUT MY FUCKING HOUSE IN HALF!
@LRRRonEarth And then you had the audacity to quote Robert Burns at me.
IN MY DEFENSE, IT IS A VERY BAD HOUSE.
@HG @LRRRonEarth Well, now you have two houses, right? It's like planarians.
He was all, "Look at me! I'm Lucy! I'm taking all the bathrooms!" And he lasered a line straight through my house.
@HG @LRRRonEarth Joke's on him, then, now you don't have any bathrooms to clean.