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MOOSE COP; CARTOON VIOLENCE MASQUERADING AS JUSTICE

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#MOOSECOP REALIZES, IF HE WANTS TO BRING MOOSE WIFE'S KILLER AND THE SYRUP SMUGGLERS TO JUSTICE, HE MUST REACH OUT TO HIS LOOSE CANNON EX-PARTNER, BEAR COP:

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#MOOSECOP REALIZES, IF HE WANTS TO BRING MOOSE WIFE'S KILLER AND THE SYRUP SMUGGLERS TO JUSTICE, HE MUST REACH OUT TO HIS LOOSE CANNON EX-PARTNER, BEAR COP:

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@MonarchMommy@mastodon.social NO!

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@MonarchMommy@mastodon.social NO!

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@nuncio THE FAT IS THE BEST PART

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@nuncio THE FAT IS THE BEST PART

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A COOKBOOK, PERHAPS.

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A COOKBOOK, PERHAPS.

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@HamonWry

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@HamonWry

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HAVING EATEN SEVERAL OF THE RICH, I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR.

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HAVING EATEN SEVERAL OF THE RICH, I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR.

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THANKS, BUT I WILL REMAIN AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN LONG AFTER I LEAVE THIS ARBY'S.

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THANKS, BUT I WILL REMAIN AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN LONG AFTER I LEAVE THIS ARBY'S.

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INCH CLOSER TO THE WATER'S EDGE. I JUST WANNA TALK.

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INCH CLOSER TO THE WATER'S EDGE. I JUST WANNA TALK.

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@tezoatlipoca #MOOSECOP NODS AT THE PICTURE ON THE CHIEF'S DESK.

"MOOSE COP, FLANAGAN WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME, BUT HE WAS A LOOSE CANNON. HE PUT VENGEANCE BEFORE JUSTICE - HE BLEW MORE INVESTIGATIONS THAN HE SOLVED. AND EVENTUALLY, IT GOT HIM KILLED."

MOOSE COP TURNS AND STARTS WALKING AWAY.

"WALKING OUT THAT DOOR WON'T CHANGE ANTLER PASS, BUT DAMN IT, MOOSE COP, IT'S GONNA CHANGE YOU."

MOOSE COP STOPS FOR A MOMENT.

THE CHIEF'S VOICE CRACKS. "IT'S GONNA CHANGE YOU."

MOOSE COP DEPOSITS A PILE OF MOOSE NUGGETS ON THE FLOOR AND WALKS OUT.

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@tezoatlipoca #MOOSECOP NODS AT THE PICTURE ON THE CHIEF'S DESK.

"MOOSE COP, FLANAGAN WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME, BUT HE WAS A LOOSE CANNON. HE PUT VENGEANCE BEFORE JUSTICE - HE BLEW MORE INVESTIGATIONS THAN HE SOLVED. AND EVENTUALLY, IT GOT HIM KILLED."

MOOSE COP TURNS AND STARTS WALKING AWAY.

"WALKING OUT THAT DOOR WON'T CHANGE ANTLER PASS, BUT DAMN IT, MOOSE COP, IT'S GONNA CHANGE YOU."

MOOSE COP STOPS FOR A MOMENT.

THE CHIEF'S VOICE CRACKS. "IT'S GONNA CHANGE YOU."

MOOSE COP DEPOSITS A PILE OF MOOSE NUGGETS ON THE FLOOR AND WALKS OUT.

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@1312161etc@kolektiva.social YOU CAN SUE A HAM SANDWICH. THEIR CASE IS A TOTAL STINKER. MAY THEY BUCKLE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THEIR SHAME.

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@1312161etc@kolektiva.social YOU CAN SUE A HAM SANDWICH. THEIR CASE IS A TOTAL STINKER. MAY THEY BUCKLE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THEIR SHAME.

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I AM A COLOSSAL CROCODILE-LIKE MONSTER FROM BEYOND THE STARS, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO YELL BECAUSE I LIKE IT AND IT FEELS GOOD.

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I AM A COLOSSAL CROCODILE-LIKE MONSTER FROM BEYOND THE STARS, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO YELL BECAUSE I LIKE IT AND IT FEELS GOOD.

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@northbaybanter WHEN I START WORKING ON TONE COP, I'LL CALL YOU.

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@northbaybanter WHEN I START WORKING ON TONE COP, I'LL CALL YOU.

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#MOOSECOP WALKS THE ANTLER PASS BEAT. VACANT STOREFRONTS. GRAFFITI. JUVENILE DEER DOING SALT LICKS. A BADGER PIMP SLAPPING AROUND A BEAVER IN A TUBE TOP. THIS TOWN USED TO BE WORTH SERVING, WORTH PROTECTING.

IT STARTED WHEN THE SAWMILL CLOSED. OVERNIGHT, EVERY OTHER MORTGAGE IN TOWN BECAME A CONCRETE SHOE. TOWNIES STARTED BREAKING THE RULES TO DO RIGHT BY THEIR FAMILIES.

THAT'S WHEN THE SYRUP SMUGGLERS SHOWED UP. PURE, GOLDEN, UNCUT CANADIAN SHIT. BULLWINKLE'S LITTLE HELPER. THE STICKIER ICKY. A MARMOT FROM THE LOCAL PAPER STARTED ASKING QUESTIONS, AND HE BECAME A STAIN ON MAIN STREET. BROAD DAYLIGHT, NO WITNESSES. THIS TOWN USED TO BE DECENT. THIS TOWN USED TO BE WORTH SAVING.

MOOSE COP UNDERSTOOD WHY HIS NEIGHBORS TURNED THEIR BACKS ON THE LAW - HOW COULD HE NOT? BUT THE RULES DIDN'T CHANGE. MOOSE COP DIDN'T CHANGE. THE CUSTOMS GUYS UP THE ROAD HAD TO BE IN ON THE SMUGGLING OPERATION, BUT THEY WERE OUTSIDE MOOSE COP'S JURISDICTION. HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THE RULES TO DO RIGHT BY ANTLER PASS.

WOULD MOOSE WIFE FORGIVE HIM FOR WHAT HE HAD TO DO? MOOSE COP SNORTED -- SHE’S GONE. SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGIVE HIM.

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#MOOSECOP WALKS THE ANTLER PASS BEAT. VACANT STOREFRONTS. GRAFFITI. JUVENILE DEER DOING SALT LICKS. A BADGER PIMP SLAPPING AROUND A BEAVER IN A TUBE TOP. THIS TOWN USED TO BE WORTH SERVING, WORTH PROTECTING.

IT STARTED WHEN THE SAWMILL CLOSED. OVERNIGHT, EVERY OTHER MORTGAGE IN TOWN BECAME A CONCRETE SHOE. TOWNIES STARTED BREAKING THE RULES TO DO RIGHT BY THEIR FAMILIES.

THAT'S WHEN THE SYRUP SMUGGLERS SHOWED UP. PURE, GOLDEN, UNCUT CANADIAN SHIT. BULLWINKLE'S LITTLE HELPER. THE STICKIER ICKY. A MARMOT FROM THE LOCAL PAPER STARTED ASKING QUESTIONS, AND HE BECAME A STAIN ON MAIN STREET. BROAD DAYLIGHT, NO WITNESSES. THIS TOWN USED TO BE DECENT. THIS TOWN USED TO BE WORTH SAVING.

MOOSE COP UNDERSTOOD WHY HIS NEIGHBORS TURNED THEIR BACKS ON THE LAW - HOW COULD HE NOT? BUT THE RULES DIDN'T CHANGE. MOOSE COP DIDN'T CHANGE. THE CUSTOMS GUYS UP THE ROAD HAD TO BE IN ON THE SMUGGLING OPERATION, BUT THEY WERE OUTSIDE MOOSE COP'S JURISDICTION. HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THE RULES TO DO RIGHT BY ANTLER PASS.

WOULD MOOSE WIFE FORGIVE HIM FOR WHAT HE HAD TO DO? MOOSE COP SNORTED -- SHE’S GONE. SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGIVE HIM.