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Kierkegaanks regretfully

Edit: I felt the need to tag @coachgowron

Tweet. My @nest doorbell automatically locks the front door when it sees a face it doesn't recognize. Today it didn't recognize me, so I went into the app to investigate and... Then an image from nest of a man trying to open a door while wearing a tshirt with gowron from star trek on it, and nest trying to identify gowron
Jun 30, 2024, 03:17 PM·Public
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Milcom Miasma

@Kierkegaanks

Seems prudent - I wouldn't let Gowron in without a weapons search either.

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Downbeatdan

@Kierkegaanks @coachgowron so Gownron wearing a t-shirt with your face on it, would have been allowed in!

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Gray Rockin' Evelyn

@coachgowron @Kierkegaanks Shirtless Man Arrested Trying To Break Into Own House. Film At Eleven

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paul

@Kierkegaanks

"Excuse me sir, have you heard the word of our Lord and Savior Kahless the Unforgettable?"

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Ian

@Kierkegaanks @coachgowron i saw somewhere a fair while back about someone that couldn't unlock their door. They discovered it was their batman t-shirt.

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UkeBrian

@Kierkegaanks @coachgowron could gowron open your door by wearing a t shirt with your picture?

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