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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Jordi (Flopsome Opossum)

Anyone have tweezers?

Don't ask.

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Jordi (Flopsome Opossum)

Thank God cum isn't that sticky.

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Von Xylofon

@Jorsh ...

BTW this is the weirdest alt text I've ever written.

A picture of a tree with a square-jawed man's face blushing in ecstasy. The face says "I'm pollinating so hard!" Meme says: Just a reminder... Not everybody who sneezes is infected. TREEGASMS.
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@Jorsh

It's not cum, it's blood. H. sapiens is like that./gen

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