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It's funny when people yell about kids being on IPads and phones, when they played video games and watched TV all day when they were kids. Or even better, just go outside and play with your friends. Do you remember what we did outside with our friends? Here's my list:

Set fires, lots of them.

Climbed around in culverts

Vandalized

Found porn in the woods

Trespassed

Jumped out of barn lofts

Tried not to get gored by bulls

Cow pattie fights

Ran the hose for hours and turned my brother onto Swamp Thing by covering him with mud and leaves

Hedgewizard 🐈

@RickiTarr

Using firecrackers inserted into any suitable hole to blow things apart

Being pursued by guard dogs through the grounds of a local boarding school in order to cut 0.003 seconds off our route home at night

Infiltrating the porn-woods base of the older kids to steal their cider

Being shot in the arse with rock salt while trespassing

Finding out why Jo always had money when her parents were skint (hint: it involved those cider-purchasing older kids)

@Hedgewizard
rock salt!

holy shit!

yes

hard lesson to learn.
that.

not going there.

but never happened again.

@RickiTarr