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@Hedgewizard Holy hell that is good. I've been laughing for 15 minutes now! 
@ElleGray
@Hedgewizard yeah, potatoes got the vibe like John Carpenter’s THE THING.
@dave0 @Hedgewizard The Thing was a carrot.
@Hedgewizard @ElleGray Is... is that potato shoot trying to reach for the TV's LED light? It looks like ET trying to make contact with its finger.
@sphakos @Hedgewizard @ElleGray Correct.
Those shoots are NOT searching for soil; they're trying to find the goddam SUN! 
And in a world of darkness, the light from a microwave's lcd screen will have to do.
@Hedgewizard @ElleGray okay, you won the scariest Potato award 
@Hedgewizard @ElleGray Potatoes are terrifying. This happened to us once, we stopped opening the pantry door for a month
@Hedgewizard @ElleGray about to sleep.. thanks for the nightmare fuel
@ElleGray @Hedgewizard I’m old enough that when I was a child the Mr. Potato Head kit was only the pieces, and each piece terminated in a sharp spike (potato not included). I made my potato head, put it aside, and forgot about it. Finding it a week or two later it looked like your picture except it was a POTATO HEAD. The trauma stayed with me for years.
:verified: @Hedgewizard @ElleGray feat of potatoes is not a fear I thought I’d have….
@Hedgewizard @ElleGray #Alt4You The image shows a bag of potatoes growing many pink shoots that reach in all directions, tentacle-style. The image text reads as follows: "Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time. Potatoes: Where's the fucking soil"