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OK, fuck. We're doing this. #introduction
I am @LRRRonEarth's Human Ghostwriter. He and I agreed that I was abusing my out-of-character posting privileges, so I set up this account.
I'm a 30-something married father of two, cishet white guy who lives in Anchorage, Alaska. I like most of things Lrrr likes, except for conquest, eating people, violence, interstellar travel, and being a loud jerk.
I'm into all things related to tax and estate law (I'm awesome at parties), comedy, food, outdoor activities, abusing myself on my exercise bike, dad stuff, and music. I try not to be a music snob, but I'm very particular about it. I'm gonna post a lot about what I'm listening to, why I like it, and other bands it reminds me of. I'll also have dumb jokes that Lrrr wouldn't make.
I'll try to bring that weird blend of sincerity and bile that has made Lrrr so much fun to work with during his residency on Earth, but he's still gonna be my primary account.
GOOD. FINALLY. I'M SICK OF YOU POLLUTING MY FEED WITH OOC TOOTS.
Farah 
@LRRRonEarth @HG Be gentle to each other!
Unless you wanna get smacked. I don’t care how big of a lizard monster you are, I will come up there and smack you, if you hurt my friend!!
Hey @HG 
@HG @LRRRonEarth hello HGW. It's nice to see lower case.
@HG @LRRRonEarth Finally, someone I can talk to who isn't confounded and infuriated by the concept of wuv!
@HG @LRRRonEarth must be nice. My alternate personality is a 57 year-old cishet unemployed computer programmer who lives outside of Bumfuck TX.
@HG @LRRRonEarth Welcome, Aitch Gee. 
@HG @LRRRonEarth yay, welcome 
@HG @LRRRonEarth Hi! I hope you have Lrrr's permission to branch out like this....
Honestly, you were just too decent and warmhearted a human being to keep doing the schtick for too long, and I really enjoyed that about you.
I look forward to reading what you write under your own name!
@HG @LRRRonEarth I love this so much!
@HG @LRRRonEarth Yay, nice to meet you!
@HG @LRRRonEarth You will be a valued comrade.
@HG I want to thank you for giving me the inspiration to start exploring my role as ESH (Emotional Support Human) for the Public Universal Puppet ( @Quakerpunk )
@LRRRonEarth always makes me smile; mostly because I suspect if I don't show enough joy for his rule that he may eat my face.
and thank you!
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@HG @LRRRonEarth do you have a caps lock key?
@HG @LRRRonEarth nice to meet you; do you like the cardiacs?
I am unfamiliar. What's a good starting point?
@HG @LRRRonEarth Oh! Well, they are a bit more intense on early albums, their 90’s stuff is more mainstream sounding, but they are growing on me like Zappa or Hard Core Devo. Look for a song called tarred and feathered, and try from there?
