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Are you one of the 'Well actually' crowd?

Do you like to come along and post on a random thread by a person you've never spoken with before to try and act superior, do you fail to see jokes, humour and sarcasm?

Are you a buzz kill at parties, do you even get invited to parties?

Does your day revolve around trying to correct others on the internet because your own life is so sad, lonely and meaningless?

If you are and it does, you might be entitled to compensation for your hurt feelings after being told to 'fuck off' repeatedly.

Apply now for your compensatory package of fucking off until you reach a gate with a sign on that reads 'you cannot fuck off past this point' Then use the provided ladder to climb over the gate so you can fuck off some more. Use the supplied rowing boat, so you can fuck off across the oceans and the hiking boots and clothing to cross even the most barren of terrains, cross the continents and circumnavigate the globe on your free world travels package. Then once you get back home, you can claim your free 'fuck off again' bonus gift.