Back

There are a lot of smart people on Mastodon, so which one of you wrote your dissertation on the phenomenon where you don’t really need to pee but then you get home and you're like 2 feet from the toilet and suddenly you REALLY need to pee and there is a very real chance you won’t make it if you can't unzip and pull down your pants on time? Because I honestly need to feel not so alone in this cold, dark world.