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I bought a piggy bank!
It's currently empty so it doesn't make much of a sound, so I decided to record a little song to go along with it.
If even one person buys this track, that will give me at least four quarters to put in my bank so I can shake it and record a new track!
If I can fill the piggy bank, I will then smash the hell out of it and record that, too.
https://porcinebanque.bandcamp.com/track/the-sound-of-swinelence
Piggy bank update! We received almost $50 in donations from last week's song, so our piggy bank is almost full and if even one more person donates to the new song (or old song), we should be able to smash the piggy next week!
Here's this week's song: https://porcinebanque.bandcamp.com/track/wet-ass-piggy
Some people don’t want to see the piggy get smashed, so I'm going to leave it up to you.
Okay, I think I figured out where I went wrong. The piggy in the photos LOOKS nice, but it is NOT a nice piggy and I have obtained leaked footage of the piggy proudly proclaiming that they voted for Trump.
NOW can we smash the piggy?
@Alice@beige.partyI also learned that the piggy has a lower back tattoo of Trump's signature that it refers to as a "Trump Stamp."
Please let me smash this piggy.
@Alice Maybe only those of us who put money in the piggy should have a vote.
@Rob_T_Firefly Yes!! Your vote counts as like a thousand votes!! It's also part of the reason why we're doing a re-vote because I want to ensure you get your money's worth. Thank you so much for supporting the cause!
@Alice so, is it decided?
@CatsWhoCode Gotta let the voting run its course!
@Alice oh yeah whoops 
@Alice only if you have an accident insurance
@Alice In that case smash away....
@Alice aw cute and relateable!
@Alice
Pulverize that fucker
@Alice That's the kind of thing that could really ruin casual sex.
@Alice I was there when Alice figured out how to crowdfund avant garde performance art
@chad At least all of my "projects" have been for good causes!
@Alice
I vote for smashy smashy
Gus Posey @Alice Rent a Phantom cam and do it at 100000 FPS to the sounds of the opera from Mission Impossible 5.
@Alice You realize that young and old fanatics will now start getting these on their lower back and maybe wear sweat pants with the signature, in gold glitter, across their asses?
@Alice And there will be a line of panties with various encouraging notes on the front begging Trump to grab the enclosed pussies…
Please smash the damn now-cursed piggy as it’s the only way to deter the above scenarios from being widespread fashion fads!!!!!!!!