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I like bicycle shorts because people assume it means I’m athletic, but it's really only so my thighs don’t rub together.
@Alice So I'm the only one that wears them because I like my crotch to feel like it's been in a swamp all day?
That's just me?
@Mrfunkedude I feel bad for you. You're more than welcome to come dip your junk in my aunt's swamp if you don’t want the added expense and restriction of some spandex shorts.
@Alice@beige.party@Mrfunkedude This is not a euphemism. My aunt has a swamp on her property that I’m almost pretty sure she'd let you use.
@Mrfunkedude Correction: I reached out to her on Facebook and she said they're protected wetlands, but I’m sure they're capable of serving a similar purpose should you ever find yourself in the Hamptons.
@Alice Tell your aunt my crotch thanks her.
@Mrfunkedude I'll be sure to add a note to my next thank you card.