Welcome, Threads users. We've missed your conservative takes and cringey engagement announcements.
If I can't see my "friends" on Threads, how will I know what they're eating or receive links to gift registries for their kids' kindergarten graduations?
Only kidding about the gift registry thing. We all know Breighdyn just wants cash and Roblox gift cards.
@Alice I can think of a few Mastodon instances similar to that which have been around for a while
@Alice Breighdyn
@Alice Stop attacking Breighdyn
And how will I get their stupid forced christmas pictures that even they don't want?
@Alice wait is threads federated now?
@Alice I get so much engagement my online friends call me Zales.
@Alice Don't forget the gender reveals with full stage shows and three days of camping for all attendees!
@Alice Threads, if Mastodon was wholly owned by a dead eyed, billionaire sociopath!
@Alice I haven’t missed them. Was there a memo or something?