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Jeffy 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>I have to say — no, not patting myself on the back, here — that I really just enjoyed the fuck out of this particular <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGame</span></a>, <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> </p><p>Perhaps that says something about me, but who cares (except some sentient cookie out there)?<br><a href="https://sfba.social/@godofbiscuits/114266444626806438" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">sfba.social/@godofbiscuits/114</span><span class="invisible">266444626806438</span></a></p>
Trendy Toots<p>Today's top ten tag trends:</p><p>10: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MeerMittwoch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MeerMittwoch</span></a><br>9: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/susancrawford" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>susancrawford</span></a><br>8: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rip</span></a><br>7: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/corybooker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corybooker</span></a><br>6: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/valkilmer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>valkilmer</span></a><br>5: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/judgementalfortunecookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>judgementalfortunecookies</span></a><br>4: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Switch2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Switch2</span></a><br>3: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendo</span></a><br>2: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendoswitch2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendoswitch2</span></a><br>1: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendodirect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendodirect</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trendytoots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trendytoots</span></a> 📈</p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <br>🥠 <br>"The 80s called; they want your hairstyle back."<br>--Lao Tzu</p>
Sam<p><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> </p><p>You will never wonder what life was spent for this fleeting amusement</p>
Steve DeGroof 📚🛸<p>"You will inherit a large sum of money.<br>So maybe tip a little better this time?"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Steve DeGroof 📚🛸<p>"Each of these cookies has 107 calories. Just sayin'."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Littles 😈 Verified by the Boss<p>Stop chewing your fried rice with your mouth open you disgusting pig. No good fortune for you!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Benzo Kazooie<p>Another Chinese takeaway, Tubby? 🤨 <a href="https://writing.exchange/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> <a href="https://writing.exchange/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
canusfeminacanis<p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p><p>Shhh. Feet don't belong in your mouth.</p>
okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin<p>Never turn down a mint.<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/judgementalfortunecookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>judgementalfortunecookies</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>I know what <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/NetflixComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NetflixComic</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/transphobe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>transphobe</span></a> you watched last night. Fortune Cookie says you could've watched <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/FortuneFeimster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FortuneFeimster</span></a>, dumbass</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Recurver 🎯<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> </p><p>How many of me telling you to NOT vote republican do you have to eat before you grow a brain???</p>
Mike Edwards<p>You've eaten too many cookies</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/judgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>judgementalFortuneCookies</span></a></p>
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