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Amber (KittyGPT6.9)<p><span>is it still shitposting if you're just on the toilet or does there have to be shit coming out<br><br></span><a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a></p>
Amber (KittyGPT6.9)<p><span>what an interesting shape for those trees. <br><br></span><a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a></p>
Bee O'Problem :godot:<p>The Twisted Sister fandom is also known as Dee's Nuts</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a></p>
Theremin<p>🎵I'm sinkin' in the drain, just sinkin' in the drain…🎵</p><p>(Just a little <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/ShitPost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ShitPost</span></a> to start the weekend, my brain just started to think about Singin' in the rain…)</p>
🌹🔪Big Tuff Al🌹💪<p>as the economy in the colonies switches from serving a broader lower-middle caste to serving a 10% "wealthy" caste, it is EVERY SHITPOSTER'S DUTY to make sure that 10% gets absolutely wrecked by people mocking their consumption habits online </p><p>see bougie? hurt feelings. </p><p>the USD economy is a death machine and these assholes are the gears </p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/dow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dow</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/economics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>economics</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/blackmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>blackmagic</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a></p>
Amber (KittyGPT6.9)<p><span>this is so me <br><br></span><a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a></p>
Herr.Juxnerp-Sama<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/classicmeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>classicmeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maymay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maymay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/videogames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>videogames</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/v" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>v</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/xbox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>xbox</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>microsoft</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/console" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>console</span></a> Before everyone knew Xbox was gonna do a Sega. Also, looks like I'm the best meme page on this husk of a site.</p>
Herr.Juxnerp-Sama<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maymay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maymay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/classicmeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>classicmeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/4chan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>4chan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jesus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jesus</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/christian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>christian</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/christ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>christ</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/christianity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>christianity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/god" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>god</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/religion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>religion</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>haha</span></a><br>Back to form for a bit. Posting some classic memes instead of my own. Still figuring out my direction, y'know? Don't worry though. I still have a vault of memes from the good old days, plus some more modern ones here and there. You will be fed. Your laughter will be upon us, my children.</p>
argv minus one<p>If ASN.1 was so great, how come they never made ASN.2?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/retrocomputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>retrocomputing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a></p>
Schadenfreude<p>So penguins are in the spotlight for stupid reasons. I don't know where I got this from, and I've used it to <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a> (I do love penguins, despite the smell).</p><p>But this is pretty much how those idiots would try to justify their stupidity, isn't it...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a></p>
Still Mad About CD Prices<p>Me when I block someone trolling or saying hateful stuff</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/real" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>real</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/block" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>block</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fediverse</span></a></p>
jbz<p>Ready for the tariff wars</p><p><a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tariffs</span></a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a></p>
Herr.Juxnerp-Sama<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maymay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maymay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/classicmeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>classicmeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/yugioh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>yugioh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/anime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>anime</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/japan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>japan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nippon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nippon</span></a> <br>There is no game; only pain.</p>
Herr.Juxnerp-Sama<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maymay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maymay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/classicmeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>classicmeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/videogames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>videogames</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/skyrim" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>skyrim</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a></p>
Amber (KittyGPT6.9)<p>​:puppy_girl_wag:​<span> sobbing<br><br></span><a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a></p>
Herr.Juxnerp-Sama<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maymay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maymay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/technology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>technology</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/browser" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>browser</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/internet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>internet</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/searchengine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>searchengine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/computer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>computer</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a><br>Is browser hunting really just cope? Is there no good one? Is it all the same? Futile?</p>
Herr.Juxnerp-Sama<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maymay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maymay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/classicmeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>classicmeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/advice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>advice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <br>Some good advice I'd say</p>
Amber (KittyGPT6.9)<p><span>yeah, are you a quitter? don't leave me<br><br></span><a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a></p>
Amber (KittyGPT6.9)<p><span>where is my boyfriend i told him to stay tight i cant find him<br><br></span><a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a></p>
Amber (KittyGPT6.9)<p>do you? ​:pleading_sheesh:​<span><br><br></span><a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a></p>
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