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Ep 4-12-2025 
#us #politics #satire
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President Dumpster
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Der Cheetoführer
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Agolf Shitler
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Don Whoreleon
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"I have to admit, our intelligence really let us down this time. I was informed that 104 was the absolute peak of his numeracy powers. Now they’re telling me he’s reaching heights of 125, possibly even 130. We really need to up our game if we’re going to compete with Einstein over there in Washington."
Il Douché
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Der Ausschnitt zur mutmaßlichen Nazi-Sympathisantin Elisabeth Noelle-Neumann bei *Irgendwer mit Medien* in der gestrigen ZDF-Heute-Show (08:30)
https://www.zdf.de/play/shows/heute-show-104/heute-show-vom-11-april-2025-100
hat hier eine ratlos und neugierig hinterlassen. Falls es noch jemand so ging, das gesamte Porträt findet sich hier:
https://www.ardmediathek.de/video/swr-retro-abendschau/das-portrait-frau-dr-elisabeth-noelle-neumann/swr/Y3JpZDovL3N3ci5kZS9hZXgvbzExNzE5MDk
It's time for people to start calling out the GOP for what they are. This is a good start even if I don't agree with his proposals.
Poopy Pumpkin
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Combover Castro
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Agolf Shitler
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Dictator Tot
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Cheetolini
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Congressional representatives today raised concerns about citizens' ability to see what is going on by using their "eyes".
Donny McLiarface
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
Teflon Don
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