John Carlsen 🇺🇸🇳🇱🇪🇺<p>Long before Brady C. Olson of Iowa became the 2016 satirical presidential candidate Deez Nuts, a friend of mine would run half-assed campaigns with catchy slogans such as "Ben Dover for your next President."</p><p>He ran a computer bulletin board system (BBS) named Campaign Headquarters. I think I still have some wooden pencils imprinted with his many catchy (and often inappropriate) slogans.</p><p>When he married, we joked that his wife's name was Ilean, Ilean Dover.</p><p>Thanks to Trump, he still wouldn't be the least-qualified person on the ballot.</p><p>(Deez Nutz is still too young to serve.)</p><p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deez_Nuts_(satirist)" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deez_Nut</span><span class="invisible">s_(satirist)</span></a></p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/BenDover" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BenDover</span></a> to see <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/DeezNutz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeezNutz</span></a></p>