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Staff Chief of Joints

My 5 things email response would be like:

1. Worked 90 hours
2. Bought a Cybertruck
3. Saved the government $50 billion
4. Fired all my subordinates
5. Posted about how cool Elon is, but on my own time
6. Added a sixth thing to this email because I go above and beyond

@the_etrain That's what I've been thinking. These people are so stupid you could have a field day with malicious compliance, and how would they even know they're being trolled or scammed? Ukraine ought to promise the US half of all its stores of orgonite. It's a scam product on the internet, but Trump would be all over Truth Social bragging that the US is getting vital minerals.

@the_etrain
Heh. Just realized, it's not like the people they report to know what they actually do....

@lucyruthe
They're feeding it into AI anyway!

@the_etrain seriously how are they going to even know? just lie. always lie to computers.

@the_etrain@beige.party watch out you're going to get demoted to president.

@the_etrain
🥥 Chief, Eye'm encouraging all the federal workers Eye know to use your list of weekly accomplishments as the template for their replies to Musk.
Thank YOU for your service! 🥥
#Musk #USPolitics #FightFascism #TuckersBalls

@the_etrain

I wonder what would screw up their training data the most. Maybe we need to revive some AI faux pas classics.

1. Hosted welcoming party for efficiency dep. and made my renowned wood glue topping pizza.