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If I were a professional baseball player, I'd have a clause in my contract that every time I execute a successful bunt, I'm rewarded with a bundt cake upon return to the dug out.
And a similar clause for a bang-bang play and Bang Bang Shrimp.
@the_etrain only makes sense, really
@the_etrain
Waddaya get when ya blow a play? No, lemme guess.
BACKDOOR SLIDER
Sorry I looked up baseball terms and got overexcited
@TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain Some sort of cheeseburger suppository?
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey
Something about sacrificing flies. Honestly, who sacrifices a fly? What god is happy with that?
@the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey a god of spiders?
@Nickiquote
Stop being logical.
@TheBreadmonkey
@the_etrain @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey
I might be happy with a fly, but I'm the god of, I don't know, some other shit.
Just Annie If I was a football player and I made a double doink I would get....
hey now!
@the_etrain is this not standard language in MLB contracts?
@jaykass
If your agent knows what they're doing!
@the_etrain
I’m ok with a can of corn.