feeling stressed, time to veg out on my phone
*checks the news* oh no
*checks twitter* jesus this is even worse
*reads Wikipedia articles about different kinds of apples for three hours*
crisp, very sweet, and a little tart. see that’s what I’m looking for in an apple
@schmrrrlex In case of interest, the latest episode of The Allusionist is about apples and is an excellent distraction from the state of the world.
@peterbutler never seen those in the stores where I live, but looks like a pretty solid apple
@schmrrrlex Chuck Wendig, is that you?