beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Schmrrrlex

feeling stressed, time to veg out on my phone

*checks the news* oh no

*checks twitter* jesus this is even worse

*reads Wikipedia articles about different kinds of apples for three hours*

crisp, very sweet, and a little tart. see that’s what I’m looking for in an apple

@peterbutler never seen those in the stores where I live, but looks like a pretty solid apple

@schmrrrlex Chuck Wendig, is that you?

@schmrrrlex

feeling stressed, time to fruit out on my phone