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[REDACTED]™, Mute Smasher

When you get a vibration sensor and tape it to your old, dirty washing machine and hook it up to an (shown in a 3D case I whipped up).... you create your own "Smart" Washer.

You don't even care how absolutely filthy it is behind the ancient device cuz now you're getting notifications when the wash is done.

The code wasn't even that difficult, which was a bonus. Just had to find a spot on the machine that jiggled enough during all the cycles (fill, wash, spin, drain) but didn't get triggered by the dryer next to it, then whip up a little "vibrate this much for this long it must be on, okay it's been still for this long it must be off. Wash is done!" function.

I am addicted to these things and have more random stuff I ordered from AliExpress when drunk on the way as well.