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Charlotte Walker

So I’m in online training and this is very helpful

@purplepadma

Don't you just love when cats want to spend time with you? 😄

@purplepadma

You have been rendered unable to utilize the keyboard. Boop nose to proceed.

@purplepadma
🥥 That's the thing about cats, Charlotte, they just want to help us humans.
Oh, and stay warm. They also want to stay warm. 🥥

@jstatepost She could have sat on my warm lap!

@purplepadma
🥥 Sure, but if she sat on your warm lap, Charlotte, she WOULDN'T have been "helping" you with your computing. 🥥

@purplepadma
🥥 Eye'm guessing your cat just figured you'd be just fine, Charlotte. After all, she had made HERSELF comfortable. 🥥

@purplepadma You are clearly being taught what’s most important 😅

@crowbriarhexe “Me, Mum! Pay attention to meeeee”

@purplepadma Exactly!! “I wish humans were smart enough to remember they’re supposed to be paying attention to me all the time and I didn’t have to periodically retrain them”

@purplepadma step 1: place catloaf on keyboard
step 2: pet catloaf
step 3: bliss
step none at all: profit for the ruthless machine