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jack

bastard rabbit ate my expensive flight sim joystick

a high-end hobbyist flight sim joystick. it has a metal base, duct-taped to a plastic crate. there is a rubber boot around the base of the stick which has been nibbled right through. in the background is the blurry outline of a black lionhead rabbit with an appetite for rubber, wires, and human flesh
Feb 21, 2025, 10:27 PM·Public·Tusky
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jack

(the joystick is fine, don't worry)

(the rabbit is mortally offended I confiscated her tasty snack)

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aerobender

@jackeric I bet the punishment will be severe to deter further criminal activity.

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jack

@aerobender she bit into the USB cable too

punishment will be... more strenuous efforts to keep such delectables out of reach

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More of Us than You

@jackeric

Rabbits have Buddha nature. They will free you from the the chains of this material world.

(By destroying all your stuff)

But just look at those ears! Those are the ears of the bodhisattva.

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Ian K Tindale

@jackeric these rabbits – they do realise that they’re edible, don’t they

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