You can decrease the negativity in your life 100% by replacing all the people you know with this quokka
@geekysteven I appreciate the alt text; it's notoriously hard to tell when a quokka that *looks like it's smiling* actually *is* smiling
@writingslowly for all I know, it could be like dolphins where they just look like that, but plot our downfall on the inside
@geekysteven who could doubt it? Thanks for adding quokkas to my list of things to be paranoid about