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Me: It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure.
HR: Fine. You can’t have a Glen from Accounting voodoo action figure impaled outside your cubicle.
@capnwatsisname Usually the dolls are placed outside the cubicles of HR personnel. 
@Nirodha
Nope. Dolls don't work on ghouls
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@capnwatsisname Relevant to your interests, perhaps :
@capnwatsisname I feel a little called out on this.
@capnwatsisname but IT’S GLENN!!!
@capnwatsisname Your stuff needs to be entirely INSIDE your cubicle.
Unless it's a dull spike they probably have you on the pointy-things rule, and burning the correct number of black candles contravenes the combustion rule, and they'll probably also come up with lunch-regulation rules to prevent the whole dead chicken from happening again.
@capnwatsisname @Mrfunkedude impaling or deep acupuncture?
@capnwatsisname this might be my favorite of the day
@capnwatsisname
And yet... I can understand the temptation.