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Quote borrowed from Laffy:

“ #RFKJr. has suggested allowing #BirdFlu to spread, so as to identify birds that may be immune."

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...Two years later, the results are in!

Vet: "Mr RFKJr., we're down to eight birds in the continental USA. They appear to be immune to bird flu, sir!"

Bobby: "What kinds of birds?"

Vet: "A crow, two vultures, a white chicken, a non-white chicken, and three rotisserie chickens."

Bobby: "Guess we're done, then. The only one Elon will let us keep is the white chicken. All the others are banned by our DEI rules. Go ahead and send out a press release announcing that bird flu is no longer a danger in the USA."

Vet: "But Sir, it's spreading between humans!"

Bobby: "Flu that humans give to humans is human flu. I know you're a vet, but c'mon, man, pay attention!"

Vet: "What should I do with the white chicken?"

Bobby: "Leave it here. I haven't had lunch yet."