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@averagehousewife@beige.partyMy neighbor asked me to pick up some cheese for her, so I said yes and asked what kind. She said she is picky and only wants the “real” stuff, which is apparently yellow American Kraft singles.
@averagehousewife If you come back with any of that Velveeta, there will be words
@averagehousewife Ironic, given that is "pasteurized processed cheese food" and legally prohibited to claim to be "real cheese" in the US. Neighbor needs a chaperoned visit to the cheese shop and a tasting party.
we used to put the dogs' pills in it, so that was always the "dog cheese"
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It's not real if it's not processed.
@averagehousewife lol too funny