beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Can everyone please stop innovating. We're done. It's finished. We don't need electric pants or a dishwasher who's also your best friend. Social media spaghetti or a new wearable for your orifice. Just grow some wheat and make some bread. Talk to your children.

@TheBreadmonkey

you jest, but when i was freezing to death i came up with the idea of dynamos in the heels of shoes linked to heating elements in clothes.

amazon.co.uk/heated-pants/s?k=

@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey

For a moment there, I thought that was a spider, with an ugly face.