Can everyone please stop innovating. We're done. It's finished. We don't need electric pants or a dishwasher who's also your best friend. Social media spaghetti or a new wearable for your orifice. Just grow some wheat and make some bread. Talk to your children.
you jest, but when i was freezing to death i came up with the idea of dynamos in the heels of shoes linked to heating elements in clothes.
@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey
For a moment there, I thought that was a spider, with an ugly face.