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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
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ADHDean

Dudebros paid $100K for a stupid looking, poorly performing, dangerous vehicle with parts that were literally glued on. This is art.

ADHDean

Dear Mom,

I’m feeling kinda sad lately because poors have been throwing milkshakes at The Beast again, and since I got stuck driving over a curb, the bros in the off-roading club call me “Junior.” To add insult to injury, one of The Beast’s fenders flew off and struck a Prius carrying a baby and now I’m being sued. Can you send me a voice recording of you singing “you’re a big handsome boy” like you did last month?

Love,

Timmy (But please remember to call me Lord Bulgemaster when my friends are around)

Mar 21, 2025, 12:57 AM·Public·Ivory for iOS
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