@WrenArcher And it's room E2???
First you have to undergo extensive analysis to make sure you really want the key.
Then you have to carry the key around for an indeterminate number of years to demonstrate you're commited and then you get to unlock the door.
Some years later you may meet the receptionist in the room and be assigned a place at the back of the waiting list.
I don't see how it could possibly be easier /s
@WrenArcher everyone knows the 8th floor at our hospital is for us, our surgeries