beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Not really Ben (April Fools)

Lol

Edit - this is a person who's set up a parody account and posts from it. Not a bot.

@TheBreadmonkey The image shows a social media profile page with a dark gray background. At the top, there is a colorful flag with horizontal stripes in the order of the rainbow, followed by additional stripes in black, brown, light blue, and pink, representing the transgender pride flag. Below the flag, there is a profile picture of a person with short black hair and a blue shirt. The username "nicole" is displayed in white text, followed by the handle "[@]nicole[@]fediversechick.lol" in white text. A blue "Follow" button is visible on the right side. The profile indicates that the user follows you, and there is a text box labeled "Your private note about this acco..." with a partially visible note. The note reads: "In 2025 a crack commando unit of Polish/Canadian students was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade and disappeared into the Fediverse underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as posters of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire The Fediverse Chicks."

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@TheBreadmonkey

Now THAT'S the Nicole the fedi might have been waiting for.

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Yes! "Call The Fediverse Chicks" <We're on your side> 😂

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@TheBreadmonkey @altbot Yes - asked to follow me also. I blocked it. And I don’t care if it’s a parody account. It’s definitely not my sense of humour or fun.

@lori @altbot @TheBreadmonkey Maybe but I would say that he will catch up with her in the end

@TheBreadmonkey “posters of fortune” damn, how have I never seen that yet

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Nicole is learning to not have an empty profile.