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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Ben

Can everyone please stop innovating. We're done. It's finished. We don't need electric pants or a dishwasher who's also your best friend. Social media spaghetti or a new wearable for your orifice. Just grow some wheat and make some bread. Talk to your children.

Ben

@bernardo_olafson

OK BERNARDO I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND A BIT 😂

Fine. I suppose we should probably try to find a cure for cancer. And also a solution to the plague of the infinite cycle of clothes washing.

Mar 05, 2025, 02:56 PM·Public·Tusky
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Kees van Malssen

@TheBreadmonkey @bernardo_olafson The first is indeed a big challenge. The second is easy: just don't!

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Ben

@KFvMalssen @bernardo_olafson

Big family with two kids school age. It is relentless.

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